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a little asymetrical, astute observers aspire
body of a psycho, mind of mush
white noise wonderland, wiggle in the radio waves
lead filled eyeliner, sunken cheek-ship
bleary-eyed and ocean-faring
outside looking inward, can we ever be?
always outward facing, what we see?
independence is fantasy
still and silent are synonyms when listening
a story speaks loudest when its words are quiet
alkaline eyeline, eyeball winfall, wonderwall pitfall superball
all studdering takes its shame from the fall. Advent of adverbs and adjectives.
addled and insectoid, the crawly climbed into a curved cave of cement
a distraught disturbance
all squished up and slippery
a tornado is weakest when it does the most destruction, when it touches down.
client eyes, claws and cleches
a studious stud put out to pasture
a short laugh track, fingers stuck in ears, listening booth mad
a question answers itself only out of respect
friendly fiends feel frighteningly forlorn
briar rabbit basejump, boondock bamboozle-whimble
debt like an axe blade, hammer hits the skull—drop
silly little whack a mole, hammer got you tired?
autocomplete to off, autocompete to sloth
walking a fine spine, book-brick paths to freedom
forget your name, numbers are where it’s at.
all your face are long and just
horizontal align your vertical hold box
indellable and denyable
ridiculous and vulgar
waiting out the apocalypse
stupid and sussed
sequences of september events
alls well that ends in a duel
all askant and aslew with skews
eyes an unlikely grey
postal servicing the fuck out of shipping
cheery eyed bleary cheeked cheerleader
shapes and optical illusions, illiterate tadpoles in traction
all sliced up and ready to go
The complications with inherent observable reality are numerous and apparent.
astute trout swim in special streams
integration of insomnia, asphalt axe-bearers
gnashed in and gnawing, fierce fangs of dripping drool
a shuffleboard smile and fat lipped fists
bedragged and bespeckled, the jaybird beats and brays above the blue
septagentarian egalitarian, google-glocked (tied to stocks)
boring as rundown, gliding on earthenware cooking
running is like waiting is like motion is like stillness
assured of nothing, assuming everything, assaulted by assumptions
all puckered lips and pouty spout, nose spirits like pickled trout
free as in bears, or free as in blugeons
subtle and stupid, entire energy-flashing funnels of insanity
waiting like melted ice cubes
drown in a thankless pool
mortality looms like a freewheeling vulture
switched dates time travel
if I write it, am I there?
If you’re reading this in the future, how would you know?
Some mistakes are on purpose.
all’s well that ends, all’s slow and boring that doesn’t.
Ends are a means to an end.
The end of an end is a mean thing indeed.
End over end is preferable to end after end, which is
only just a tad more bearable than end in end.
nacho cheese gee whiz
a forensic examination of particular peculiarities
bottles of water flavored trousers
paradise smothered in fat bacon sause
walking a fine line, fine and fickle
a dream smothered in ranch dressing, all goofy and green, geranimo jessuit,
a gremlin launches catapult sequences
all shouting now whispers makes loud a sudden scream
telltale truisms made of tasty intangibles
fassion fluctions, former infatuations with fabric
ostritch testing, head-in-sand sleepy
punch-drunk laughter, lilly livery and lighter fluid
ice cream socialist, ugly ducklinguist
mindpot overflow, hobo stew sleeping, melt the light fantastic
those who listen slow, like arms kept from lovers, ears kept from hearing
faces braided together and words stewed in pots to soak up their flavor
what waiting does, one wonders waving rights of wanderers
popcorn prize, buttered behavior, on your best seat, steer toward traffic,
give cosmetics a try.
The only fools are those who fool themselves.
all building of bridges gets only larger in the timespace continum
collapse carnivore, crave the cleavland sleeve-land
silver mount cryin’ on cryogenic forensic formica foo man choo
startled by symetry, asymetrical asphyxiation
hold your broken nose now
waiting to wait some more
chewing in your brain, sound of mastication
results and reflections, required resolutions
hordes of whores, whole wheelbarrows full of women, welcoming and wet
pimps and prostitutes posturing on playbills and planks waiting to be walked
ahh, the clatter of silent blather,
keyboards clicking in time to the smatter
of conversations, quiet, of import that matter
to office mates typing and slowly getting fatter.
dwelling in emptiness, loss, pain, startling pain,
debt of emotion, a distant call to inaction, heeding
so sequenced and sublime
sanguine and salivating
a cold dark darth of death
drink the devil’s horn juices
update upgrade, upstate up-parade, upper lip deck, upper deck lip
up-your-nose, updown street, upsidedown avenue, up up up up goes the…
uppercut touch, uplink to the upper stratosphere, up-pills
half the year is nearly gone, actually one month less
worthless month, mouth full of month
days and days of nothingness
see and feel numb sequences of scattered people, distant emotionless blobs of flesh
soft and huggable
grunting and gesturing, giving love it’s try
all psychological trype sticks to throats and sucks thumbs like babies
blah de blah blah
gadzooks and gum mouth
fumbling and fuming, faulting and vaulting
slot machette machine, microslut sushi fumbled and fuming
A dime of sense makes nine of timberland.
waves of concrete wash up on the shores of manicured lawns
drowning dandilions and lapping at the front porch steps
street shells wash up and tire algee eats at the doormat
bye and buttercup, blisters and blasting fingers like bitter nails
hair folicle deep, skin soft and delicious
when the world smiles it’s a cracked glacier, or fickle faultline
we all live in a yellow pomeranian
goner sweetheart, gucci and goudy, granola gangrene
good and sweet, raison rind rhindstone
all grandeose and glad
hockey puck fucked, got saucer eyes on my plate, glass brain boomerang beautiful
making it right, stroking your hair, feeling of wind on skin
my crow phone
ants and the kingdom of men, terrible failings of size
dressing gown green, got soft on my fingerbrains and obsession-infused
infatuations with household appliances
previously in the confusion of the moment
new toys and telltale travels
soothed and suckling, smothered in saucy subconsciousness
wistful and lonesome lucky and listless, living a lavender meltdown
biscuit bullshit, meter for the big slip
a shortcut crosscut
The soft transformation your voice makes as you
answer the phone and realize it’s me.
adios, legos, let go my lego, Largo!
all agony and self defeat is deafening, disturbing, disquieting
walking diagonally and diverting power to the leftmost crystal in the ship,
space and suburbs are equally distant from the galactic center
power in words, disgust and self-loathing
flowers in foreign nations
greetings from the planet of tatter tot hot dish
chruch factor x=bishop balls in hand, blowhard boy’s choir,
don’t you drive your confession priest wild!?
geronimo mindwipe, zeros for brains
keep a spare brain in your backpack, salem’s lottery ticket
corkscrews and gonads, glands and stickyfruit yuppy yams
about a dog and his boy, about nothing but nobody.
about the great cashew heist
slime city, city of slime. Let me roll in your green sewers and
greet the pasture of your foul wetness with pride,
slime pride. Subliminal slime messages display
in squishy slime ads on the slimewalks, above
there are slimeplanes and slimescrapers whose
wet spires reach to the sky just waiting for
more slime to fall.
old is a fucking trip, time ain’t nothin’ but subjective
ducks and quackers, filet min platypus
dorks, keen peachy, trout and scooting, drink and drunk
trout truffle tickle festival, feelings and pulsied emotions
pulverized putrid penicilin perkins peeling wallpaper
mix and fix, shooting up life’s jackpot, I’ve got a golden needle
shudder jump, suple stump hump, loose grouse, google-pimples
the wise worm sleeps late
phone cacophany, reliability nightmare, excessive and unrequited
unrealized disolve, disaster blaster
touched by a deviant, metalic smell of blood
number portions, big mouthes full of porriage
partitions and perplexing conversations, inhibitions and exceptions
selections and deceptions
distress like a digestion
squiggly lines and screaming airplanes thundering through clouds
digging tunnels and knitting lines in exhaust across the sky
hero’s bane, giggle of protesting, protein glass, proteus smile
protest the penultimate and divide the dash of hope
a hobo bone
blind man’s blink
glimmer snippet, single slice cheezebread, gangster style cullinary
cook the light fantastic
eyebuds stalking the moonlit night
dating service: alien encounters
sleazy and slithering, slimming and slipshod, sorta standoffish
increasingly and in spades, or hearts, or fuckloads
glocked and gloated, bloated, artificially impowered
gangster gripping, giddy slipping, hogan’s gun
shot through and sequenced, mincemeat marvel of motions and melodies
a yellow yowser, yam soup on lentils and rice
delicious recipe racketeer, ruckus rouser,
pleasing scents assault taste through the nose.
nipple brushed air metal jazz,
car blur fan hockey sports killer
dot dot dot, elipsis education, eclipse of end of sentence
esophagus of words, period worm, trail of sentence droppings
ode to the elipsis…
row of rabble rowsing…
king of fragmenting
triumph of procrastination…
an unclean finish
bravely fighting completism…
a firm maybe.
laughing isn’t the only answer, but often it’s the best answer.
southpaw skinny, oversexed zelot. zaptron zilch.
kind and kinky
loose and unabused, or abused and constricted
party hat pants, jawbone string toyfair,
indexes and APIs, applets and scriptlets, buddha says yes.
go georgeous giver, glide and gift me your gills, your
glistening gullet and geronimo smile
circles like eyes and eyes like ovals and geometry of face
geometry of body, the bodies geometry, the body’s science
science of the body, biogeometry
cycles and spinning, super spent and dreams of cross eyed children
liquer cabinets and courts and vendettas and venom and sly slowness
crying energy, slot loading disaster-truck
month since v-day. saw a movie with a character named V last night.
water off a dog’s back, smell of death and decay
allwater, yakuza yellowstone, yikes, ripple-felt rip roar, rilke’s razor
stupid and sanguine, unsettled and sullied
supersized and sommersaulting
default grin, grimmace like a gun
plan in plain sight, slight modification of eye modules
got a grin in my groin and a ginger column of clear ice
swallow and grind your teeth, toothpaste heart all squishy
eyebrows like firefighters drowning the cat in a tree
groups of people waiting to die, dying to wait, living to die, etc.
supermodified, supergrandeose, super triumphant, superyellowstone
superlative survivor syndrome, bounce ratchet, googlespot hopscotch
bodies are suffering, minds are elation.
duckbill sushi, gooseflesh tootie
sassy sand duck, bill of bright, sight gut, glut of eyes
genie genius, google eyed sphynx
frightened fallopian, fingers of failing feelings
distraught and distrusting, disassembled assumptions explored
discovery of daydreams, distilled doubts drain to dread
midnight observation nail dependency omniscient
plastic stigmata like wax fruit
swing and slither, superheart
in some future’s wilderness, in some grim dystopian walk of life
seasons will be replaced by ice cream scoops and ice age insecurities
we’ll wear our hearts on our feet, because they are the strongest muscle
peculiarities of temperature will wrap us in strong bouts of doubt
self-worth will be at an all time low
recycled reticle rhetoric
guns and glucose guysers
grilled and grisly gism
feeling so past your prime, out of sequence, upside down and old
split lip personality, slipped on slithering snakeskin
chains like ice cream candles, melting and suffering the little children to starve
Fugazi. Italian, meaning fake.
monsters in bedroom closets are sonets and psychotic exploding poems,
pretty pretty poetry pancake, pernicious poem beast
lost in a haze of snothered snorkel sophism
time—inside out and backwards, flow of it
bloated afternoon, gremlin evening, suckertime
timequake, timespasm, timedropkick
utopian minivan, autobus blunderbuss
ghetto style suburban onomatopoeia factory
just children, snorkling or breathing underwater
absurdity in illuminated instances
grappling with underwhelming light
we are awesome, and struck by awe in the literal sense
ie, we are dead because of our awesomeness
(the striking killed us.)
(The fatal blow was located near the thalimus.)
dude. awe. fuck.
homemade somehow sauce
slack and slick on saturday morning
crazy is just another way of saying insane
dirt on digital, ground bits of pixel,
seraphim landing on broken glass and
pieces of angel feather floating to the ground
optical media overload, optical fish and optical swimming
water and wet media
a turtle’s trap is tender and pointed
exclaim like an elephant on ex
pleasantries asside, some of my favorite friends are incredibly boring
bordom is seldom anything other than lack of imagination
flying in a fea-ridden carpet
dabbles and dawdles and doo-littles
Ice is nice, but hotter water is better.
lost in la casita, loops of lunacy
glock click and chuckle
aphorisms are for everybody!
deal in asyncronysity.
air is water is heat circulating
flow and ebb, futures and pasts,
histories and stories (herstories?)
sinkhole slivers, feeble faucet leaks
water torture teardrops, forheads of steel
erosion of skin and imaginations washed away
idiosyncratic blood manure
impact resistant resign-coated sorority girls
random distribution of stones thrown
roughly through a glass pane, wall shards
litter the living room floor, blood steps
red prints in white carpet, black and white
everywhere, who knew so much anger
could come from a simple game, go
troubles, really I wear my competition
on my sleve, but you bastard, you
just don’t know how to loose
slow and savory, succulent and sultry
stress in a high castle, windows and parpet, clining
stroking the fire of ego surfing tricycle ticket tramps
It’s a rock that doesn’t walk.
glorified fried crustworthies…
intentional missapropriations, unintentional infatuations
instinctual masterbations, infinitesimal misscalculations
throwing coctail weenies out the window and wandering weekday welcome
luscious laquer laptop listserv
emails luxuriously floating through the eithernet
missery likes cookies
Miss Ery, the lovely bachellorette
smoking cigarettes and drinking when she gets up.
glad and isometric
some kind of queue…
we all wait in line, we all lie in wait
we all line in wait, we all lie about our weight
dastardly disheveled dare-do-rights
sopping slop slothful slithering tree thingies, gobbled toe turnpikes
sleeper serious, supersillious salamanders, superficial suckerfish snap
lament the dystopic dictionary definitions
lie on tests and lion tests
great balls of hellbelly, buckets of raintears and star’s striped formica
a year’s worth of word-blort, shucked and huck-suckered, void the check.
While the dream’s away the mind might play.