caviar on crackerjacks.
I’m inflated and frozen today. Work is a steaming pile of horse dongle, complete with tapeworms.
Now I will go juggle until my arms are sore and my legs numb from bending to pick up clubs. DAMNIT! I forgot a t-shirt today. I’ll be juggling bare-chested. I’m so hot.
whoo! *whistles*
nah. somehow catcalling just doesn’t work as well over the internet.
Mon 22:10