on ICQ this morning, after

on ICQ this morning, after a friendy insult to one of my neighborhood everquest addicts:

eq_addict – fucker
eq_addict – i will cut you
databl1p – you are SO intimidating.
databl1p – bring it!
eq_addict – bitch, you don’t want me to get out my Sebilite Croaking Dirk (10/18, +4ac +4str +4sv poison +4sv disease, +4sv magic)!
databl1p – jesus man! no, I was only kidding. You know I never would have insulted someone with one of those!
eq_addict – that’s right
databl1p – oh wait, look what I’ve got here, a Yosemite Sam Scimitar (20/20, +5ip, +8ssh +9dvd +15polution +25penis-size)!!!
databl1p – I think it’s time to say once again.. bring it!
eq_addict – *yawn* without a good haste item, i’d easily outdamage you. you can’t even dual wield, mofo!
databl1p – *HASTE* (I’ve got a powerup now mother-fucker!)
eq_addict – the haste power-up is just movement speed, not attack speed
eq_addict – haha n00b u r so pwnd, la~
databl1p – Ahh, but what you don’t know, is that I am not left handed!
eq_addict – databl1p writhes in a grip of agony!
eq_addict – You have slain databl1p!
databl1p – I guess your schwartz was bigger than mine.
eq_addict – no, i just have Deathtouch on a 72 minute timer
databl1p – is that an egg-timer, or one of those old alarm clocks with the bells on top?