This is silly, but it is talk like a pirate day today. I looked for other pirate poems, and they were mostly crap. (So I decided it was ok to add to the drivel.)
There’s plenty more pirate innuendo where this came from. Some notable lines left unused include: “How’d you like to hang from me mainstay?” “You want to walk me plank?” and “I ain’t afraid ter get me sheets soaked in a storm.”
Treasure Map Tango
I was shiverin’ me timbers when I saw yer open spaces,
yer sandy shores curved in all the right places.
I cried out ARRRR!
In that moment I wished ter be a landlubber.
You was a prize fit for a pirate king;
an ye made me parrot sing.
I took an oar to yer beaches and buried me sword in ter da hilt,
stealing yer treasure without any guilt.
That’s how I found yer booty
‘neath yer spot marked X.