I just found out a

I just found out a good friend lost his job. I keep saying I want another job. At one point I would have been happy to be fired. Now I’m not so sure. It sucks out there! I’m sure he’ll find something.

I was thinking–on the walk from my bus to work this morning–about how boring my life is… then I thought about it some more and realized that it really shouldn’t feel boring. I mean, there are so many things I do. I’m a FRIGGIN EXCITEMENT MACHINE!!!

I mean, for pete’s sake, I’ve got a girlfriend who doesn’t mind if I look for other girlfriends. I juggle two, sometimes three, times a week, I watch far too many movies, read incredibly good books, play amazing video games… I live a life of fucking leisure!

Laura says I write my blog like I’m lonely. I’m not sure why. Maybe she just means I don’t mention her enough. If any attractive females between 21 and 29 are reading this, we’re looking for potential 3-somes…

Here’s a great quote from despair.com: “Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people.”

UPDATE: If your screen name is Yami, and I already know you, it doesn’t matter how old you are, get your butt to Minneapolis, and I can guarantee at least one night of hot steamy sex, quite possibly much, much more.