smellie poopie brother-ie

My sister has some kind of weird poop fascination, don’t ask me why. She is 15. Anyway, she and I had this hilarious email exchange today. I had to post it. (You’ve got to read from the bottom up to get the order right.)

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Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 13:01:53 -0500
From: Christy
To: marty
Subject: Re: to my smellie poopie brother-ie

Ewww
that is the grossest thing i have ever read.
no more
christy
oh and by the way, if youre gonna make me look something up, spell it the correcct way! its viscera not
vicera. smart one.

—– Original Message —–
From: marty
Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 12:40:08 -0500 (CDT)
To: Christy
Subject: Re: to my smellie poopie brother-ie

> That description was so disgusting that it could only have been thought of
> by someone who was looking at that very thing… IN THE MIRROR!!!
>
> Not only are you that gross and vile, but you have open sores oozing puss
> and bloody vicera (look it up!) on your hands and feet, so that when you
> try and type on the keyboard, you have to keep wiping it off so you can
> see the letters (because of course you don’t know how to type without
> looking) and when you walk, every step you leave a puddle of red and white
> slime behind you. Yes, you are a walking zombie of the dead, and your
> brain is rotting too, that is, the part of it that hasn’t been eaten by
> spiders and maggots already!
>
> good luck finding the delete key when you read this,
> -marty
>
>
>
> On Thu, 26 Jun 2003, Christy wrote:
>
> > Oh really!?!
> > Well, every time I look at you, you remind me of a yummy popsicle…
> > Gone bad…that was turned into a lumpy and brown hump with fumes
> > escaping the cracks, while bubbles thick and gooey escape the large
> > crevice that a rotted stick got jammed into.
> > That’s what i think of you!
> > christy the prinncess
> > (top that!)
> >
> > —– Original Message —–
> > From: marty
> > Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 11:54:54 -0500 (CDT)
> > To: Christy
> > Subject: to my brown-brain sister
> >
> > > Hello poop-monger,
> > >
> > > You obviously have poop-on-the-brain. Your thoughts are poop-a-licious.
> > > You are a pooptastic plastic poop-thinking-machine, with poop oozing out
> > > your ears and hair follicles.
> > >
> > > -marty
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > On Thu, 26 Jun 2003, Christy wrote:
> > >
> > > > hi poopie head!
> > > > hey big poop momma!
> > > > what’s happinin’ poo brains!
> > > > wazup ‘large and in charge’ poop!
> > > >
> > > > write me back you ho!
> > > > christy
> > > >
> > >
> >