mom in my living room

What’s up with the people in my living room? AJ’s mother decided to show up drunk at our door with some taco bell, and I was stupid enough to ask her inside and invite her to look around the house. When she asked what our rent is, I told her we own it, and that we paid 160. She assumed that I meant we pay $160/month, and was amazed.

Later she said “If anyone says anything bad about my children, I’ll cut their heads right off!”