I have copious leg hair. This should not surprise anyone who knows me overly much. I’m a hairy guy. Anyway, when pulling my pants down just now to take a shit, I noticed a large amount of leg-hair-static that caused every hair on my legs to stand straight out from them. I wish I could have got a picture.
This next tidbit is probably more information than you needed to know… I thought about posting it a while back, but since I’m already talking about pooping, here goes: I like to watch myself poop.
I know, the big question is how! A question I discovered the answer to about six months ago, quite by accident. I believe the lighting in the bathroom has to be perfect for this to work, but the toilet at work is somehow perfect for it. Basically, I can lean forward a bit, and see my reflection in the toiletwater, through the gap between my legs. It’s strange, I know, but also gruesomely fascinating. The reflection is not the most detailed representation, and I sometimes wish I could see more clearly… but then at other times I’m glad. More detail may push fascinating… into the realm of disgusting.
Have a good one, and may all your stools be soft and pleasant!
I’m surprised nobody has commented on this. I had someone actually CALL me last night to tell me how disgusting it was… so I know people have reacted to it.
Hey now, I was about to comment! I’m just marginally less compulsive about my internetting these days.
Anyway, what I was about to tell you is that there are countless websites devoted to the kinds of detailed imagery you say you sometimes want. But you probably knew that already. Also, I find soft stools vaguely dissatisfying.
A slight note of clarification: I have no desire… absolutely NONE, to watch other people poop. It is my own movements I find fascinating.
Slightly humorous anecdote: at my old job, it was always funny to leave shitcity.com open on anyone’s desktop if they didn’t lock their computer when they left for the evening. Sadly, I don’t think it exists anymore. Go here to see the glory that it once was.
Eh, I was thinking you could do some sort of comparative anatomy research or something. And the wayback machine won’t love me tonight – but I assume shitcity was funnier than the goatse guy?
ok. while I’m scared that I’m going to suggest this. here goes. how ’bout a variation on ‘plating’ — glass plate – video cam positioned underneath it. you see where I am going. could be your ultimate reality. but please don’t post that here. I am returning to my state of denial about having ever read this post. or having ever commented on it. or cared.
this post makes me want to die. die and poop.
yami: yes, if by “funnier” you mean “more disgusting”.
mopsa: I didn’t make this distinction, but I think part of what is so fascinating is watching the pooping as it happens. Watching it later in some recorded fashion would probably not be the same, and would, I think, be as disgusting as watching someone else poop. It is the simultanious sensory input that I find so “moving”… to “see” something you normally just “feel”. If that makes any sense.