plagiarizing my sister

This is far too funny not to post on here. I got an email from my mom tonight with this long PS from my sister:

Dear Gangster! I am writing this letter because I just had a cup of coffee with lots of caefine and I love you and I can’t sit still to do my math homework! The dog peed on my bed yesterday and it was very bad but I love her and I love you more because you do not pee on my bed and if you did, I would make you clean it up. Instead Chelsea could not clean up her pee and I was forced to do it. By the way when I realized that she did pee on my
bed I rolled over and got my pants and my sock wet in her warm pee and that was not fun. Also did I mention that it was mostly on my new blanket that I got from Steve and Robin which you used and liked and I like it too and it was my new favorite blanket which doesn’t mean much because it was my only new blanket but it was still my favorite and I love the dog less than I did before which is still lots but less than you because I love you more lots and she’s a poopsicle just like you altho not as big as a poopsicle which is why I love you more! Speaking of more, right now I have to do more homework.

4 Replies to “plagiarizing my sister”

  1. I think poop plays a prominant part on the ritual of there family. It’s like dead goats…but more smelly…

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