House smells of cat piss.

I always said I didn’t want to live in one of those
houses that smell like cat piss all the time.

Today that little furry fucker pissed on the bathroom carpet.
I guess he knew what we do in there, just got the location wrong.

If cleanliness is next to godliness, but I don’t believe in god,
where does that leave cleaning the cat box every day?

I picture the commercial where the kid says
“I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you!”

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