I have it on good authority that I have been “boring” lately. I realize this is fairly self evident.
That having been said, I never agreed to entertain you. ;)
I demand oral pleasure in equal amounts of that pleasure you have derived from me in the course of the reading of this blog! This pleasure should commense immediately!!! (Note: relatives and unattractive people are excluded from this demand, and are neither required nor expected nor allowed to comply with the above demand.)
I have no shame.
Tomorrow nate is going to teach me to snowboard.